Sunday, March 28, 2010

Dickology...It Aint The Damn Motion Of The Ocean

Now, I sincerely hope I don't step on any toes when I say any brother that approaches me with a sexual proposition...talking...no bragging about what he's gonna to do sexually with me once he gets me into the bed; better come correct. What I mean by that is I don't do SMALL dicks! Point blank, there it is. And there it is again!! It could be because I am a big girl, or it could be the freak in me. Once I became sexually liberated and experienced, I no longer wanted to be bedded down by someone whose penis size wasn't at least compatible to my damn shoe size. A size 9!! What the fuck am I suppose to do with a 4 inch dick? My six year old's dick is 4 inches!! Get the fuck out of here!! And then to top it off, guys are always proclaiming that they'll 'put it one me' How u going to do that...with ur friend's dick? Cause you, my friend aint working with shit!! I mean how am I suppose to ride that or even give you head. I'll think I'm sucking on my damn pinky finger. Get the fuck out of here!! LOL. Younger women, inexperienced women, women who have been 'stuck' with one man their whole damn life, would probably say they are sexually happy and that 6 inch dick brother who is calling himself laying pipe to her ass is satisfying her completely. A damn lie!! Ladies if you are currently caught in some bullshit with the man you are currently fucking and makes u think that his little 'package' is all you need, I advise you to reconsider. Cheat? Hell no. I'll never condone that, but don't get stuck like chuck either. Men are already possessive and want the woman to think that any free time she has belongs to him. To devote yourself to a man and then to get a small dicking down just aint right!!
I feel sorry for my sistas who have not experienced a REAL dick. 'It's not the size, it's the motion of the ocean'. Who's damn ocean? Cause it definitely aint mine!! If I spend all my time getting ready for a date, being taken out to dinner and a movie, and I'm really digging this guy....he better not come up SHORT!! He expects me to 'deliver', I expect the same damn thing. I'm talking to all my sexually liberated women who have been delivered from the Small Dick Syndrome. Doesn't it feel good to be in a relationship.....whether it's a fucking relationship or a committed relationship; and know that you have found yourself the total package? Uh,hm. I remember those days!! I never wanted to to end. I think that's why I chose to stay single, although I'm in my forties. What independent woman wants to put up with a brother and all his trifling ways, possibly cheating on you, and getting no good dick from him? He could have at least one damn thing working for his ass. I'm just saying!!
Once I hit my thirties, I felt the sexual tension I've been experiencing heighten to a new level. What I mean is no man can hold me down if he aint working with nothing. Do I sound like I'm man bashing. Far from it...it's more like dick bashing. I've had run ins with guys who were fine as hell, but their sex wasn't shit. I like a man who can rise to the occasion, stand at least 9 1/2 inches strong, rock hard and can direct that good dick directly to my pussy. I detest a brother who has to hold his dick to guide it to the vagina. This irritates the fuck out of me. I want a man who's in control..from the conversation to the sex. I've had some who were up to the job, I must admit. That's my attraction to Memphis men. Call them what u want, but hose m*****f*****s are the SHIT in bed!! I've only ran across one who couldn't fuck even if you gave him a porn to watch and their giving step by step instructions. When it cam to fucking....well when it came to fucking me...he was in SPECIAL ED!!
There is too much to prepare for when getting ready to 'kick it' with someone special or someone who is gonna give you the 'redlight special to feel like your time has been wasted. Dickology...that art of loving and mastering good dick.
No, but seriously ladies, I love my black men and would be willing to possibly work with him on some things...even to the point of being in between jobs, but at night, when it's time for that good loving..please,baby, come correct. I'm beginning to think that's why some brothers are timid around me. It's not the fact they are not attracted to big girls, oh no. It's the fact that are intimidated by me...an independent black woman who asks their asses for NOTHING and when they try to come with 'game' telling me how they're going to rock my world, I challenge them. Don't come telling me you a damn freak and when I flip the script on your ass, you run scared. I'm a big freak...for the right brother...and don't care who knows it!! It's my damn perogative..right Bobby!! Well, my little lesson has ended for now. More to come later. But don't forget the word..DICKOLOGY. If he's not working with nothing; that's exactly what he gets....NOTHING!! Dueces!!